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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    6%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    3%
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  • 50 quality comments

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    4%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Porkchops878's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 06:39 / Canada - Airdrie

Today, I found out I'm going to be a grandfather. I'm 29, my son is 13 and the girl in question is 16. FML

By young grandpa / Monday 17 June 2013 22:49 / United States - Statham

Today, I decided to go buy myself a dildo to use on my lonely nights. Once at the adult store, I also grabbed a birthday card to make it seem the dildo wasn't for me. At the register, the cashier looked at me and said, "For God's sake, save yourself some money. I already know it's for you." FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 23 June 2013 10:38 / United States - Fountain Valley

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

By whatno / Wednesday 19 June 2013 23:40 / United States - San Antonio

Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML

By foreveralone - / Sunday 23 June 2013 14:42 / United States