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Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
I agree, your life sucks (10583) - you deserved it (18964) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by laury - Canada (Ontario)
Today, against my wishes, my son snuck out of my house to go partying. When he came home, I called him in so I could properly discipline him. While I was talking, he staggered to our fish tank, pulled open the lid, and vomited straight into it. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 4:48pm - kids - by A-64 (man) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I'm cheering myself up about being newly single by having a sleepover with my best friends. Their boyfriends have all decided to sleep over as well though, so I'm currently alone in a corridor with nothing but the sound of all my friends having loud sex to keep me company. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by coffeeshopgirl (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I confronted my girlfriend about cheating on me. Her response was that it's not cheating since she is getting paid. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 8:13pm - intimacy - by madseason (man) - United States
Today, I got my colonoscopy results back. I had hoped they'd show what's been causing my stomach pains for the last few weeks, but instead it turns out that my colon is healthy and normal. I basically got cornholed for no goddamn reason. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 5:57pm - health - by billiams15 (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a dream I was on the toilet taking the longest piss known to man. Unfortunately, it was partially true. FML
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On 05/06/2012 at 7:54am - misc - by geez_wth - United States (California)
Today, I walked in on my new puppy peeing on the carpet. The trainer had told me to punish her when she's bad by shaking a metal can of pennies at her, since the noise scares dogs. I shook it at her, and she responded by having explosive diarrhea all over the carpet in fright. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 7:07pm - animals - by doggone - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I was at the gym trying to impress a hot girl, so I put an extra 30 pounds on the bar, I lowered, pushed... and pooped. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:49am - health - by authorsubmit - United States
Today, the school nurse called me in. She said she knew I was pregnant and she was worried about how it was affecting my grades. I'm not pregnant. Apparently I'm just stupid and fat. FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:25am - health - by CharlieOrion (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML
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On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)
Today, I had a chest x-ray. I thought everything was okay, that is until the tech gasped slightly and muttered, "Mother of God." I asked him what was wrong, and he kept insisting he had no idea what I was talking about. Now I'm so upset I can't even sleep. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:41pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Manitoba)
Today, I had a date with the girl I've been interested in for months. I'm pretty laid-back and casual with my friends, which backfired and caused the date to end with a slap, when I greeted her with a friendly "S'up, slut?" FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 12:22pm - love - by f*ck (man) - United States
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