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poppysoda
  • Town/Country : US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 April 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 24
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About poppysoda : You got to risk it to get the biscuit.

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Today, my friends and I were playing truth or dare game. It was late and we were drunk, so they dared me to run naked into my neighbor's yard while yelling, "Help! The pixies took my penis!" I ran screaming right into their big family reunion. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5608) - you deserved it (26976)

On 11/21/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by nekkidness (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my boyfriend came over to see me after almost a month of us not spending time together. Unfortunately, he came straight from bar-hopping with his friends and was wasted. He's currently naked in bed, cooing at his penis, and giggling like a little girl. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17502) - you deserved it (2122)

On 08/27/2012 at 8:57am - love - by kvdfan (woman) - United States



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