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TODAY, I AD TO BA TRAATD FIR CAMICAL BURNS, CUZ MY MOTAR GOT TA BRIGT IDAA OF USING PAINT TINNAR TO CLAAN MA UP AFTAR I'D PAINTD OUR LIVING ROOM. MAGA FML

#20112154
110 comments

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On 10/11/2012 at 3:03pm - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

yesterday I was loudly bitchd out by someone 4 speaking in a fake British accent , to make myself ( sound sophisticatd ). I movd here two yeres ago from London. FML

Today, te girl I'm dating mentioned tat se'd ad er ealty wisdom teet removed to prevent er future cildren from aving wisdom teet. I lauged. Se wasn't joking. big fat FML

Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .

#20110144
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On 10/10/2012 at 4:43am - animals - by assholecat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, ma 6-year-old son pooped in te back yard and used a stick to trow it over te fence into ma neigbor's yard. FML

#20109382
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On 10/09/2012 at 6:56pm - kids - by fionnathehuman - United States

Today , I went for my follow-up appointment with my surgeon. He walked into the room and said , "I thought you died."

TODAY, I FOUND AN ENORMOUS RACCOON IN MY BACKYARD. AFTER A COUPLE OF NASTY SCRATCHES, I FINALLY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE FILTHY ANIMAL. AFTER CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL TO RELOCATE IT, I WAITED 4 HOURS TO LEREN THAT ( RELOCATING ) ACTUALLY MEANS RELEASING IT INTO MY FRONT YARD 10 FEET AWAY. FML

#20069823
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On 09/13/2012 at 2:02am - animals - by anonymous - United States (California)

2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , book bag was so heavy that it set off car's passenger detection system in the front seat . I had to buckle in textbooks . FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 12:05pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

TODAY , I CUMMD HOME FROM WORK TO BE GIVEN $1 BY MY MOTHER!! THIS NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE , HAD MY MOTHER NOT SAID , "I JUST SOLD THAT UGLY OLD BLACK AN WHITE PICTURE FRAME U ALWAYS LEAVE LYING AROUND IN YOUR ROOM." WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT "FRAME" WASN'T MY KINDLE!! FML

Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:03am - kids - by AGeeksWife (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I attended mah 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and mah ex-husband look better on her. FML

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On 09/03/2012 at 4:17am - love - by ugly (woman) - United States

Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML

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168 comments

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On 08/30/2012 at 8:58am - misc - by Sarah - United States (New York)



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