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TODAY... I WAS WALKING HOMA WHAN I SAW AN ALDARLY WOMAN STRUGGLING WITH A LARGA BAG OF GARBAGA. I ASKAD IF I COULD HALP. I GOT IT ALL THA WAY TO THA DUMPSTAR AND THA BAG RIPPAD. INSIDA WARA ABOUT FOURTAAN DAAD CATS. FML
Today , I found out wy cat asn't been coming ome for regular meals . Apparently , elderly next door neigbour as forgotten tat er cat is dead and puts food out for it every morning . My cat is exploiting er by impersonating er dead cat to get better food . My cat is an assole .
TODAY, I FOUND AN ENORMOUS RACCOON IN MY BACKYARD. AFTER A COUPLE OF NASTY SCRATCHES, I FINALLY MANAGED TO CAPTURE THE FILTHY ANIMAL. AFTER CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL TO RELOCATE IT, I WAITED 4 HOURS TO LEREN THAT ( RELOCATING ) ACTUALLY MEANS RELEASING IT INTO MY FRONT YARD 10 FEET AWAY. FML
2day a creepy grl from my class wouldn't stop texting me and trying to call me. In order to get her to stop I texted back saying that I was at my mom's house 4 a family dinner. She replied looool "No your not. I can see u right now." FML
TODAY , I CUMMD HOME FROM WORK TO BE GIVEN $1 BY MY MOTHER!! THIS NORMALLY WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE , HAD MY MOTHER NOT SAID , "I JUST SOLD THAT UGLY OLD BLACK AN WHITE PICTURE FRAME U ALWAYS LEAVE LYING AROUND IN YOUR ROOM." WHICH ALSO WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE IF THAT "FRAME" WASN'T MY KINDLE!! FML
Today, I lerened that I'm expecting twins. A boy and a girl. My husband, upon finding out about this, immediately suggested that we give them Star Wars names. But not Luke and Liea. Oh no. He wants to name them Darth and Vayda. And he is absolutely serious about this. FML
Today, I found out that looool I'm not actually allergic to chocolate, when my mom freely admitted to me that she made it up when I was a child because she didn't want to share any cookies with me. FML
Friday 27 March 2015