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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 13 August 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1476
  • Number of comments : 277
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 18 posted

About pokefan813 : I haven't been on this site for about 2 years now. Funny how time flies. ._.

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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Today, I tried to explain to my 23-year-old boyfriend the difference between "your" and "you're". I do this every other day, but it's like his head is permanently stuck in the first grade. FML

Today, I got a phone call from my dad that I haven't heard from in months. I didn't answer, but it left me an accidental voicemail saying "Oh s***, I didn't mean to call her!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (29978) - you deserved it (2087)

On 11/04/2009 at 12:15am - misc - by assdialed. (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (241556) - you deserved it (82253)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34359) - you deserved it (455627)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

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