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About pokefan813 : I have very corny jokes and puns. Bare with me please, I'm not very funny, but I do try!
I hate generalization, but sometimes I wonder why I even try to stand up for my generation. With all the rapper worship and YOLO and hash tags being thrown around, I don't think I want to be part of it.
As my name states, I am a HUGE fan of pokemon. I have been playing pokemon ever since I was 7 years old. I hate it when people look at me in disgust because I play a "kids game" at my age. There is no such thing, and they should get off their goddamn high horses. "Real men play Call of duty" Yeah but real men don't scream into the mic every time their character dies.
/rant mode off
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