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Today, I went to the coffee shop for my usual morning latte before class. When I got my drink, I asked again to make sure it was soy. The barista assured me it was. It wasn't. I'm ridiculously lactose intolerant and just spent six hours throwing up because she was too lazy to correct her mistake. FML
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On 09/30/2009 at 11:12am - health - by sick (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I told my son and daughter that their father and I were getting a divorce. They each responded with "YAY! I want to live with daddy! He buys better presents." Their father has literally never bought anything for them, the exact reason I'm divorcing him. FML
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On 09/28/2009 at 5:21pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)
Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on facebook. But, the worse part is he then texted me saying "This is my reply". FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went on a date with a new guy after not dating for quite some time. I'd drank a lot of water, so I wouldn't eat so much on the date and look like a pig. Unfortunately, I'd forgotten how funny this guy really was. He made me laugh so hard, I peed all over myself. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 12:43pm - love - by MessedXUp (woman) - United States (Kentucky)
Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML
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On 09/25/2009 at 11:24am - misc - by Needasafe1234 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, the weird receptionist at the hotel I'm staying at asked me if I needed an extra blanket because I "looked cold in my sleep last night". FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 5:50am - misc - by scaredtosleep (man) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my boyfriend and I were visiting his parents. When we got there, I hugged his mother, and she glared at me. Later that day, I heard her telling her son that he should leave me because I smell like cigarettes, and she hates smokers. I don't smoke, my boyfriend does. He did all the way there. FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 4:05am - love - by Sir Smokalot - Sent from mobile version
Today, I was planning on breaking up with my girlfriend of five years in two days time. She just mailed me a care package that said, "I'd die without you." FML
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On 09/24/2009 at 12:52am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)
Today, my husband blew all the candles on his birthday cake while I was taking a photo in front of him. I will probably never use cocoa powder to decorate a birthday cake anymore. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I had a nervous breakdown. My life has been going down the drain and I called my boyfriend for comfort. I was crying my eyes out, finally getting everything off of my chest that has been bothering me. I thought it was quiet because he was listening closely. I was wrong. He fell asleep. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 7:10am - love - by Riskreh (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was playing hide and seek with my eight year old cousin. For the past two turns, he had been hiding in the bathroom. I saw the bathroom lights on, yet again, and opened the door with a triumphant "AHA!" It was my Grandma, taking a smelly dump. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 6:23am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore
Today, I was home alone, and decided to do some naked cleaning just because I could. After half an hour of liberating nakie-dusting, I turn around to see my boyfriend and his best friend gaping at me open mouthed. His older brother however gave a creepy smile and the thumbs up. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 5:35am - misc - by DusterOverBits (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend beat me at ping pong, twenty to three. She said I let her win because I don't respect her, then stormed out of the room. I'm just really bad at ping pong. FML
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On 09/23/2009 at 4:14am - love - by garrett (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I received a phone call from the number of a "single" guy I met online. It was his wife, who is three months pregnant. She threatened to kick my ass. FML
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On 09/22/2009 at 9:10pm - love - by cchandler (woman) - United States (Washington)
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