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Today, after spending the night at my boyfriend's house, I was heading out the door when he called me back to hand me something I had left at his house a while ago. It was one of my bras. It wasn't until I got home I noticed the cup size was a B. I'm a size D. FML
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On 10/12/2009 at 10:03am - love - by Jennagirl (woman) - Australia (South Australia)
Today, my girlfriend's mother called me to tell me she didn't appreciate our "public amorous behaviour" at the local food court. I didn't go out all day. FML
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On 10/11/2009 at 6:54am - love - by noo (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I rear end a car on the parkway. We pull over, he tells me his car is fine and then askes me out on a date. It was only when I replied "no" that he decided he wanted his car fixed. FML
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On 10/10/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, while working on my girlfriend of three years' computer I found a file called 'My future wedding'. I assumed it was very old and decided to look through it. Of the list of 5 potential grooms I was not one of them. This didn't bother me until I saw that it had last been edited two days ago. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 1:31pm - love - by Rage (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I returned to the USA after being in Italy for a month. My boyfriend of 6 years picked me up; we had plans to go ring shopping this week. I ran to him, and told him how much I loved and had missed him. He handed me a chocolate chip cookie from Starbucks and dumped me. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 7:35am - love - by sbgooding - United Kingdom (Hertford)
Today, we were doing stretches in dance class where you are on your hands and doing the splits in the air while your partner helps hold you and stretch your legs further. Right as I lift my left leg up, I farted hugely right in my partner's face. I couldn't make eye contact for the rest of class. FML
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On 10/08/2009 at 1:05am - misc - by belle_arina (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 4:43pm - misc - by pennyhater (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
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On 10/07/2009 at 2:23pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)
Today, I found out that the phrase I got tattooed on my lower back is misspelled. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by TatooFAIL (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my daughter was feeling sick. She threw up on the floor. As I was cleaning up her vomit, she threw up on my head. Twice. FML
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On 10/06/2009 at 8:08am - kids - by laurwitharawr (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, while in the drive-through for Taco Bell, I hit the car behind me after forgetting my car was in reverse. It was in reverse because I was worried the old lady in front of me was going to forget she was in reverse. She didn't. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by backwardsinlife - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was sitting around a bonfire when an ember landed on my crotch. Without thinking, I quickly slapped at it and hit myself square in the nuts. FML
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On 10/05/2009 at 12:16am - health - by Painful (man) - United States (Minnesota)
Today, I went down to my accommodation office in fiery wrath, demanding that something be done about my three-days-cold shower. Looking dubious, they sent someone back with me. As soon as we got there he looked at me with deep pity and pulled the cord in the corner that activated the hot water. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by abrazama (man) - United Kingdom (Manchester)
Today, I picked my car up from the shop. After 5 minutes I noticed the oil and check engine light on. I pulled over, then the engine shut off completely. Turns out they forgot to put oil back in my car. I'll be needing a new engine. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 1:51am - misc - by cartrouble (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, I applied for college graduation. Turns out my advisor screwed me over and now I'm 1 credit hour short of getting my degree. Now I have to wait another semester and pay $3,500 just to take a one hour class on Bowling so that I can graduate. FML
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On 10/02/2009 at 12:46am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)
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