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  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (20 years)
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Today, I went to a zoo that had a gorilla in a cage. I walked up, and the gorilla stopped what he was doing, looked me in the eyes, and started jacking off. FML

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On 09/11/2010 at 3:25pm - intimacy - by gorillalove - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked in on my mom taking nude pictures of herself in the kitchen, with only a Santa hat on. FML

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On 09/10/2010 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by meikd423 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML

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On 03/20/2009 at 11:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was telling my boyfriend I had fake orgasms all the time to piss him off. He replied: "that's okay, I'm f***ing three other girls." FML

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On 03/05/2009 at 1:01am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

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On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)



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