About plaguer : Message me for my 3DS friend code. My dog is part reindeer, part fox.
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plaguer's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 09/02/2011 at 2:54am / United States (California) / Love
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
by macattack / 09/01/2011 at 10:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by mannydanny / 09/01/2011 at 7:40pm / United Kingdom (Coventry) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/31/2011 at 10:23am / United Kingdom (Bristol) / Intimacy
Today, I was out shopping when an old lady bumped into me and dropped her purse. Trying to help, I bent over to pick it up, at which point she battered the shit out of me, called me a "filthy thief" and threatened to open an umbrella in my ass. What the fuck has the world come to? FML
by Anonymous / 08/25/2011 at 5:17pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by lala7 / 08/20/2011 at 7:02pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Username / 08/14/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/12/2011 at 6:40am / Australia (New South Wales) / Transportation
by plantfood / 08/06/2011 at 2:35am / United States / Intimacy
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my six year old son came up to me with his arms spread and said, "I feel like a hug." I got really excited and hopeful because he is very anti-social and hates physical contact. As soon as I stood up to hug him he said "Feeling's gone" and walked away. FML
by Rejected / 07/16/2011 at 9:28am / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/16/2011 at 1:38am / Canada / Love
Today, my friends and I went to the park for some planking. Trying to find a daring spot, I climbed a tree and laid down on a branch. While I was waiting for my friends to take a picture, the branch gave out. FML
by Stephanie / 07/14/2011 at 3:17pm / United States (California) / Health
by couldntholdit / 07/12/2011 at 1:09pm / United States (California) / Love
- Today, I found out my boyfriend broke up with me via Facebook relationship status. We live together. Today, I was playing truth or dare with my colleagues, my girlfriend included she was chosen and we… Today, i severely cut my asshole while shaving. it was so bad that while having sex with my bf he…