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plaguer
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 8767
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About plaguer : Red haired metal head gore whore video game girl. I make coffee and sell books for a living. My boyfriend is better than yours.

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plaguer's favorite FMLs

Today, I was using a restroom when I heard someone sneeze. I said, "Bless you." It happened again about three times, so I repeated myself each time. I then noticed it was an automatic air freshener. FML

#18981474
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16678) - you deserved it (23888)

On 02/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by coleslaw (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I attended an elderly man's funeral. As I approached the casket his wife said, "Thank you for coming." I replied with, "No, thank you." FML

#18903193
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9788) - you deserved it (25921)

On 01/24/2012 at 10:40pm - misc - by me - Canada

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26944) - you deserved it (8637)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I received a letter from the state saying my 14-year-old daughter is now legally recognized as a male. I have no idea what happened. FML

#18766108
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44514) - you deserved it (4547)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

Today, I bought a key finder that responds to loud, high-pitched, annoying tones. It beeps every time I talk. FML

#18760166
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12722) - you deserved it (19691)

On 01/09/2012 at 8:30pm - misc - by annoying (woman) - United States

Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a phone in her hand and yelled, "Stop jacking off and talk to your grandmother." FML

#18749585
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18935) - you deserved it (33970)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by caught - United States (Washington)

Today, my parents got a new dog. It attacks me every time I laugh. FML

#18714310
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29764) - you deserved it (3371)

On 01/05/2012 at 7:06am - animals - by Imgonnahaveabf - United States

Today, I was going over to my friend's house for the first time. A creepy-looking old man answered, and smiled at me. I asked "Is this the right house? Does Isaac live here?" He replied "Yes, he's in the basement. Would you like a drink?" Right then, Isaac called and asked me where I was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49658) - you deserved it (3462)

On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, I was at the park feeding nuts to some squirrels. One fell down my shirt and the next thing I know I'm being attacked by a squirrel that looked like it was on steroids. FML

#18660623
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you deserved it (5721)

On 12/31/2011 at 2:24am - animals - by YOURMOM - United States (California)

Today, my 9 month old son realized he is just as tired as I am. His solution is to cry loudly. My solution was to cry along with him. FML

#18631898
223 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31511) - you deserved it (4753)

On 12/28/2011 at 3:14am - kids - by anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45089) - you deserved it (8462)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

#18626435
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45089) - you deserved it (8462)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I experienced the most intense pain I have ever had in my life. I was eating blueberries when my sister made a comment which sent me into hysterics. The force of having a bullet-like berry violently shoot out your nostril is more painful than it sounds. FML

#18617176
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25645) - you deserved it (3864)

On 12/26/2011 at 4:41pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

#18605439
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (52789)

On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I was wanking and starting thinking about why the Simpsons are yellow, and how that came to be. I haven't been laid in 4 years and my ADD is so crippling that I can't jack off. FML

#18567252
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32444) - you deserved it (5961)

On 12/21/2011 at 1:18am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)



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