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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 7081
  • Number of comments : 170
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About plaguer : Red haired metal head gore whore video game girl. I make coffee and sell books for a living. My boyfriend is better than yours.

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TODAY WHILE SPOONING MY SPOUSE I WAS AWAKEND IN THE WEE HOURS BY A HUGE JUNK-RATTLING FART. THIS HAS HAPPEND NUMEROUS TIMES SINCE SHE BECAME A VEGETARIAN. FML

#18135742
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29477) - you deserved it (3434)

On 11/02/2011 at 1:06am - misc - by steve-o - United States

Today...hile I was having sex with my girlfriend... I heard a notification on my iPhone. I thought nothing of it until we were done... and then I checkd it out. My mom had postd on my Facebook... telling me that if I didn't keep it down... she was going to come up looool to my room.

#18135493
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30181) - you deserved it (12489)

On 11/02/2011 at 12:32am - intimacy - by ugadawgs09 - United States (Tennessee)

Taday ma roomate informed me tat er snake was missing in our apartment again!! Apparently, I need to be careful cuz te snake's attracted to blood!! I'm on ma period!! mega FML

#18093315
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32481) - you deserved it (2741)

On 10/27/2011 at 11:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY.. . MAH BOSS MADE ME RUN YET ANOTHER STUPID ERRAND . WHEN I DELIVERED THE PAPERWORK TO HIS OFFICE.. . I SAW AN EMAIL PRINTOUT ON HIS DESK . APPARENTLY.. . HE HAS A PLAN IN THE WORKS TO GET ME "FRIED" NEXT MONTH . I'M NOT SURE WHETHER TO GIVE HIM A LETTER OF RESIGNATION OR A BOTTLE OF BARBECUE SAUCE . FML

#18088361
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23221) - you deserved it (2354)

On 10/27/2011 at 12:15pm - work - by last literate - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I woke up, showered, an began brushing my teeth. When I started to brush my tongue I gagged, lyk usual, an threw up a little. What's unusual? I threw up a cockroach. FML

#18052574
331 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52821) - you deserved it (4153)

On 10/23/2011 at 7:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, MY 28-YEAR-OLD BROTHER WHO HAS BEEN PRANKING ME ALL MY LIFE, PUTTD A CHOCOLATE CUPCAKE ON MY CHAIR. I SAT ON IT, WITH MY WHITE DRESS. ON MY WEDDING DAY. FML

#18004959
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66757) - you deserved it (4040)

On 10/17/2011 at 4:39am - misc - by cupcake_butt - United States

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, I was struggling to cycla up a staap hill . A guy haading past ma on a scootar said I'd lost somathing . I stoppad an lookad back . Saaing nothing, I askad him what I lost . Ha rapliad, ( Your momantum! ) FML

#17985302
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30686) - you deserved it (5197) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 10/14/2011 at 9:53pm - misc - by adieuvelib - France

Today, while lying in bd with boyfriend after some steamy lovemaking, he sat up, slappd ass with excruciating force, an screamd, "I AM THE THUNDER!" drectly into ear. It seems our senses of humor differ considerably. FML

#17984134
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29421) - you deserved it (5995)

On 10/14/2011 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by myasshurts - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39019) - you deserved it (10040)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

yesterday I had a science test . A question askd, "What is the first stage of photosynthesis?" I didn't know, so just trying to be light-heartd, I wrote, "The plant must first believe in itself." My teacher didn't think it was funny, an gave me detention 4 insulting her intelligence . FML

#17804302
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24737) - you deserved it (15070)

On 09/22/2011 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I got kickd in the crotch. It poppd mah cherry. I lost mah virginity to a shoe.

#17779717
430 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56501) - you deserved it (5580)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, on my way to a concert, some guy told me I had cool sunglasses. I was about to thank him until he punched me in the face. I woke up with no sunglasses an no ticket. FML

Today, desperate after a very painful breakup, I poured ma eart and soul out to ma old teddy bear. Wen I finised, I asked wat e would do in ma situation. Rigt on cue, a gust of wind cummed troug te window and sent im falling off te windowsill and crasing ead-first onto te floor. FML

#17706108
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35179) - you deserved it (6153) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 09/09/2011 at 7:18pm - love - by Angie - France

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

#17641775
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27081) - you deserved it (2965)

On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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