About plaguer : Part time barista, tattoo parlor rest of the time. My dog is part reindeer, part fox.
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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
plaguer's favorite FMLs
by IloveJapan / 04/02/2012 at 10:02am / Japan / Love
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Confused / 03/23/2012 at 11:34am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Kids
by ANNIEDBD / 03/23/2012 at 5:44am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
by brooke / 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I was at a restaurant, and I saw my friend. When we made eye contact, I made a creepy face at her and twitched my arms to make her laugh. A woman looked over said sadly, "Oh my God, that poor girl!" She thought I was "special." FML
by thatswhatsup66 / 03/20/2012 at 3:01pm / United States (South Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML
by Shleebs / 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by Wow / 03/13/2012 at 12:38am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Tristansefam1367 / 03/12/2012 at 9:11am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by atsukobo / 03/10/2012 at 1:04am / United States / Love
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by baconandkittens / 02/25/2012 at 10:13pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by michellemoyah / 02/25/2012 at 12:04am / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy