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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when he started shaking really hard. When I asked him what he was doing, he simply said "I want to be better than your vibrator!" FML
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On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)
Today, for once, I managed to get my boyfriend's mind off the hockey game. I muted the TV and cuddled up to him. Only thirty seconds into snuggling, he shoved me onto the floor and screamed, "GOAL!" FML
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On 10/28/2010 at 12:29pm - love - by Fatality (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while at my friend's house, I decided to climb up on a shelf and pounce on him when he came back downstairs. When I heard someone coming, I assumed it was him and pounced. It was his grandma carrying the laundry. FML
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On 10/12/2010 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I came home to my wife crying. She had mixed up our newborn twin girls and couldn't tell which was which. I looked at the girls. Neither could I. FML
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Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, it's the third day since my mum quit smoking, and I realised that her health-drive is having a negative effect on my own health when she bitch slapped me down the stairs because she didn't get a joke I told her. FML
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On 08/11/2010 at 5:19am - health - by Thepunchline (man) - United Kingdom (Cheshire)
Today, I went to bed with three hot, half-naked girls beneath me. I was in the bunk above. Alone. FML
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On 07/27/2010 at 10:43am - intimacy - by lonelyguy321 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)
Today, I drew a face on a balloon and pretended to make out with it. The balloon popped and shot to the back of my throat, where it got caught. FML
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On 07/12/2010 at 3:42pm - health - by jazthefish (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, in math class, I had the urge to fart. I had the bright idea that if I dropped my textbook and farted at the same time, nobody would hear it. I dropped my textbook, everyone looked at me, then I farted. Loudly. FML
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On 06/22/2010 at 9:41pm - health - by fartwoman - United States (California)
Today, a bee landed on my leg. I didn't realize it was there until my friend yelled out, "Bee!" kicked me in the leg, and ran off. I fell to the ground screaming and clutching my leg. She missed the bee and it still stung me. FML
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On 05/29/2010 at 8:11am - misc - by hulagirl1217 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML
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On 05/23/2010 at 5:21am - misc - by Oops (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have intercourse for the first time. One minute into it, he got nervous and farted. What's worse is that his fart scared him, and he asked "What was that?" FML
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On 03/26/2010 at 7:58pm - intimacy - by Haley. - United States (Arizona)
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
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