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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 March 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 9438
  • Number of comments : 171
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About plaguer : Message me for my 3DS friend code. My dog is part reindeer, part fox.

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Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29741) - you deserved it (4672)

On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36790) - you deserved it (5180)

On 07/01/2012 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I went to the gynecologist. As she was checking me out, she said, "Wow. So you must get wet a lot." It took me several minutes to realize she was talking about my job bathing dogs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25316) - you deserved it (3169)

On 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML


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On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30063) - you deserved it (16340)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she never lets me in her house. She stared blankly and said, "What is inside is not for thine eyes." I told her best friend about this creepiness later on. She sighed and said, "T'was not for mine eyes either. I didst fail to listen." I feel like I'm losing my mind here. FML


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On 06/11/2012 at 5:45pm - love - by amidreaming?? (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, when I was laying in my bed, I looked on the opposite side and saw a spider the size of my palm staring at me. And if that wasn't bad, I found out it hops. I still can't find it. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31291) - you deserved it (1909)

On 06/08/2012 at 7:13pm - misc - by somebody - United States (Maryland)

Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML


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On 06/07/2012 at 2:12pm - health - by LaurenB (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML


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On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got stuck in a three-hour traffic jam because I sneezed and missed the road I was meant to take. FML


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On 05/29/2012 at 6:24pm - misc - by blocked (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping with a friend. We snuck into the same fitting room so we could give our opinions on each other's clothes. The suspicious saleswoman knocked on the door and asked how many people were in our room. I quickly answered, "It's OK. She's just watching." FML


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On 05/23/2012 at 6:50pm - misc - by Shopper (woman) - United States

Today, I was browsing the web on my boyfriend's laptop, when I idly clicked a bookmark. It turned out to be his private blog, where he most recently spoke in very creepy detail about his efforts to make me love him, remarking that, "Soon, I'll plant my seed in her breeding hips." FML


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On 05/22/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend walked in on me as I was browsing a baby name website. I explained to him that I was naming characters for a novel I was planning to write, but he is completely convinced that I'm pregnant, and has even told his parents. FML


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On 05/16/2012 at 4:20am - kids - by inapickle (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing, when he suddenly stopped, smirked, and said, "Hang on, I'm buffering." FML


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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

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