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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 November 1978 (37 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 859
  • Number of comments : 61
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About pjfromok : Proud father of 2 wonderful children. They are my life. Some of my other favorite things in life are Cheetos, Sushi, and Country Music.

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Today, while at McDonald's, I saw an 8 year old girl licking a life-size Ronald McDonald sitting on a bench. Being concerned, I told her mother who then yelled at me for 10 minutes for being a "paedophile" and "being turned on by an 8 year old girl." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30135) - you deserved it (2871)

On 03/02/2010 at 8:20pm - misc - by JackG - United States (Montana)

Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47736) - you deserved it (10474)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38307) - you deserved it (3062)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:51am - intimacy - by Janer88 (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

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