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pizzaboterham
  • Town/Country : Goirle, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 754
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pizzaboterham : Hello people who are reading this! Of hallo op z'n Hollands! I am pizzaboterham, or pizzabread in English.

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Today, my boyfriend took me to meet his friends at one of his exclusive "clubs." Expecting it to be his old friends from college, I agreed to go. Apparently, I've been dating a member of the Ku Klux Klan for 2 years. FML

#7380749
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53894) - you deserved it (6264)

On 01/16/2010 at 4:24pm - love - by Awkward (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to the DMV to renew my license. When I gave the woman behind the desk my name and social security number she looked confused. She then called over her manager, who did the same thing. Getting nervous, I asked what was wrong. Apparently according to the state of Illinois I'm dead. FML

#7179468
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38261) - you deserved it (1572)

On 01/06/2010 at 9:55am - misc - by driver (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that shutting off the heat in the rental property my parents owned was a bad idea. The water froze and the pipes burst, causing the whole kitchen ceiling to fall down. The water ruined the wood floors and the appliances. I turned off the heat to save money. FML

#7146444
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8258) - you deserved it (22617)

On 01/04/2010 at 2:20pm - money - by WorkSexMonkey (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I pretended to smoke a bread stick that looked like a cigar. It made me feel cool. FML

#6644782
12 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8019) - you deserved it (25727)

On 12/07/2009 at 1:06am - misc - by CH (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

#6625843
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18490) - you deserved it (6521)

On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, my friend found a picture of herself on a website filled with pictures of thin people. I was in the picture, also. I was crossed-out with the word, "EWW" written next to me. FML

#6532310
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23784) - you deserved it (2958)

On 11/30/2009 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and looked in the mirror and noticed that my face was covered in glitter. I asked my wife about it and she said she put it on me while I was sleeping so that I would sparkle like Edward from Twilight when I'm in the sunlight. FML

#6494130
295 comments

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On 11/28/2009 at 12:32pm - love - by IB6UB9 - United States

Today, I woke up in a closet of a four star hotel, having spent the night drinking. I am a secondary school teacher and I have been visiting this place on a school trip. My flight left at 4am this morning and it's now 1pm in the afternoon. FML

#6421481
104 comments

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On 11/23/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Nicholasand (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, I auditioned for a part and made it because the director thought I would be "perfect" for the part and I was "just like the character in every way." The part is for a schizophrenic drug addict who everyone hates and is stabbed to death in the second scene. FML

#6274583
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20102) - you deserved it (2870)

On 11/12/2009 at 4:37pm - work - by Falafax (man) - United States

Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML

#6065888
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27462) - you deserved it (1205)

On 10/30/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by seriousdubsteplover (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the Fire Department found my car overturned in a ditch and on fire. It was two miles away from where I parked it about three hours ago. FML

#5635477
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29939) - you deserved it (1417)

On 10/04/2009 at 1:48am - money - by ThatTrafficCone (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML

#5386120
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36158) - you deserved it (4197)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:16am - love - by Imaginary girlfriend - Sent from mobile version

Today, during gym class, my teacher insisted that everyone should to relieve some stress by throwing a basketball at the wall. I wound up and hurled the thing at the wall, it bounced back and hit me in the stomach. I began to vomit uncontrollably. Even my teacher laughed. FML

#5315969
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31946) - you deserved it (7419)

On 09/17/2009 at 5:17pm - misc - by sara (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, as I was walking through the park I had to yawn. In mid-yawn, with my mouth wide open, I walked right through a spider web getting both the spider and the prey it was eating stuck in my mouth. FML

#5128135
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36069) - you deserved it (5645)

On 09/08/2009 at 3:02pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was walking on a busy street. I saw this beautiful blonde walking across the street and a car was coming. I wanted to be like in the movies where the guy pushes the girl out of the way so she doesn't get hit. I accidentally pushed her the wrong way. Right into the car. FML

#5107087
137 comments

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On 09/07/2009 at 3:21pm - misc - by ilovefootball (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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