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Today, my family started their own version of the Hunger Games. With farts as their ammo, they've been tackling and gassing everyone until their victim "dies" by surrendering. My house is a flatulent war zone, and I fear waking up blind. FML
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On 02/18/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by district12 (man) - United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire)
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
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On 02/12/2012 at 8:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML
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On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States
Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML
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On 02/02/2012 at 6:32am - misc - by aliezzedine (man) - Lebanon
Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML
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On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found out that when you are sitting on a full bench at a bus stop, some crazy person will come sit on you. FML
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On 01/19/2012 at 10:46pm - misc - by BadassRumbleroar - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)
Today, out of habit, I said "See you later" to a creepy old male customer who stared at my chest the whole time I was serving him. His response was to wink and say, "Oh, you will." FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 2:02pm - misc - by terrified - United States
Today, my boyfriend referred to his penis as 'The Eye of Sauron'. It didn't help when he pulled down his foreskin, pointed it in my direction and said 'I see you'. FML
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On 01/18/2012 at 1:29pm - intimacy - by anon - United Kingdom
Today, I found out why I find damp spots on my favorite jacket. I appears that my dog often becomes very intimate with it. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 7:33pm - animals - by Cathy - United States
Today, I put on a pair of sneakers that I'd left outside, and went jogging. After several minutes of pain, I pulled off one of the sneakers, only to find dozens of baby spiders had moved in. FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 12:10pm - animals - by moorox45 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I had to explain to my 65-year-old mother that it is inappropriate for her to walk around in front of me in her underwear. Her response? "Too bad." FML
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On 01/16/2012 at 3:19am - misc - by appropriatepolice - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I had to slowly explain to my daughter why her Facebook profile isn't a valid piece of ID. FML
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On 01/15/2012 at 2:34pm - kids - by Ange (man) - United States (New Hampshire)
Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML
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On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
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