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Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML
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On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States
Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML
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On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I fell into a hole. And by hole, I mean a sewer. FML
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On 05/16/2012 at 6:45am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my wife made my hand bleed by stabbing it with a fork. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France
Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -
Today, I finally found out what the horrible smell at work was. A rat had decided to make its home in our emergency exit sign and had been fried by the electricity. I now have to fix this. Hello scorched dead rat. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 5:17pm - work - by Anonymous - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I sarcastically pointed out a book to my mom, titled "Living Successfully With Screwed Up People." She already has it. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 1:45pm - misc - by screwedupkid -
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States
Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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On 04/21/2012 at 4:36am - animals - by yikes - United States
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
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On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France
Today, my daughter sat me down for a long talk. It turns out that she thinks she is the Chosen One. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by kayadd33 - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, my grandfather proudly informed me that the dump he'd just took looked like a tiger claw. He announced this during dinner, and told us not to flush it until he could take a picture. FML
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On 03/29/2012 at 11:19am - misc - by a - United States
Today, I realized I've been confusing scenes from The Lord of the Rings with American history. FML
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On 03/24/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by Avery - United States (California)
Today, an African-American family came into the restaurant at which I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML
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On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)
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