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pizzaboterham
  • Town/Country : Goirle, Netherlands
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 797
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About pizzaboterham : Hello people who are reading this! Of hallo op z'n Hollands! I am pizzaboterham, or pizzabread in English.

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Today, my "don't ever touch me" cat jumped next to me acting as if she wanted to be petted. In fact, she jumped next to me to share her nasty fart. I need a new kitty. FML

#4464
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13166) - you deserved it (3257)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:55am - animals - by pretty princess - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17374) - you deserved it (1811)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML

#2472
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12171) - you deserved it (1808)

On 01/24/2009 at 6:28pm - misc - by Teen - United States (Connecticut)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50195) - you deserved it (2525)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)



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