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Today, is my long-anticipated 21st birthday! Today also happens to be the first day of my period. I've spent the whole morning in the fetal position with agonizing cramps, reduced to tears and whimpering while the painkiller refuses to kick in. Happy birthday! Love, my uterus. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59115) - you totally deserved it (4591)

On 04/30/2009 at 11:11am - health - by buymeadrank (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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Today, at lunch I was running to my group's table with my friend. She accidentally tripped me, and I slid across the café floor face first on my belly. The whole cafeteria was silent. They then broke out in hysterics when the head janitor ran up to me and yelled 'SAFE!' like a baseball umpire. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43746) - you totally deserved it (6005)

On 04/08/2009 at 9:42pm - misc - by eun (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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Today, my girlfriend confessed to me that she wants to dress me up with her clothes, with wig and makeup! FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17987) - you totally deserved it (2020)

On 01/02/2009 at 10:53am - intimacy - by - France (Nord-Pas-de-Calais)

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