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Today, during my first day as a medical intern in a new ward, I was performing a rectal exam. My supervisor thought it would be funny to burst into the room and scream, "Who are you?! You don't even work here, you pervert!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47686) - you deserved it (3566) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/30/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by dr mamour - Sent from mobile version

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20832) - you deserved it (2240)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I came down with food poisoning of some sort. After hours of scrambling to the toilet to vomit and empty my bowels, my three-year-old daughter got fed up and is now trying to potty-train me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20832) - you deserved it (2240)

On 04/22/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I discovered I have really bad dandruff. I learned this when I went indoor mini golfing and my whole upper body lit up like a Christmas tree underneath the black light. Among my friends I'm now known as the abominable snowman. FML

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On 04/22/2012 at 1:24am - health - by Andrew7847 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend said he was going to give me breakfast in bed before he left. He walked over, threw some granola bars on the bed next to me and left. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23060) - you deserved it (3589)

On 04/21/2012 at 9:04am - love - by still hungry - United States (Illinois)



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