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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 July 1993 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 290
  • Number of comments : 14
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About piratepride77 : Going to ECU for biochemical engineering. Love when FMLs are actually FML worthy..not that it happens much anymore. I love music (Skrillex/Korn = Best collaboration EVER) and weed, and I hate people who think they know it all..because it really pisses off people like me who do! GO PIRATE NATION!!

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Today, I got hit in the face at a dodge-ball tournament. My entire mouth was bloody. The sad thing is, I wasn't even playing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26235) - you deserved it (2933)

On 11/22/2011 at 12:53pm - health - by haileyjunkin -

Today, my dad and I got into a fight over who gets the last corner piece of the brownies. I ended up with a black eye and and a sprained wrist. He ended up with the brownie and ran away laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25092) - you deserved it (6954)

On 11/17/2011 at 7:50pm - misc - by alliez108 - United States



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