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Today, my mom threw my tampons in the garbage and said that from now on, I'll be buying pads instead. Turns out she read a scare story going around by email that all the local teens are soaking their tampons in alcohol and inserting them anally to secretly get drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27920) - you deserved it (1724)

On 08/13/2012 at 3:25pm - misc - by jannister (woman) - Germany (Thuringen)

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31395) - you deserved it (4245)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I brought a girl home. My dad's first reaction was to pull out the camera and snap away. She now won't reply to my texts or calls. FML

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104 comments

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On 03/30/2012 at 1:00am - misc - by jasonnn (man) - Australia

Today, I tried to comfort my daughter who'd been crying non-stop for hours. She thinks Chuck Norris is coming to kill her, and I can't convince her otherwise. FML

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307 comments

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On 07/01/2011 at 1:42pm - kids - by parenting sucks - United States (New York)

Today, my husband tried to be romantic by throwing me in a bed laid with roses. Too bad he forgot to remove the thorns first. FML

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121 comments

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On 04/10/2011 at 12:42am - love - by torny>horny - United States

Today, while discussing having sex for the first time with my boyfriend, I asked what method of birth control we should use. He replied, "Anal." FML

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290 comments

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On 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

#15392908
74 comments

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On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was telling my friend how lonely I am on Skype. He responded by deleting me as a friend. FML

#15392908
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30105) - you deserved it (10083)

On 03/20/2011 at 12:52am - love - by changeddaily (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, a neighbor called the cops on me and my friends because we were "starting a fire" in the backyard. We were using a barbecue. FML

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On 02/21/2011 at 9:21pm - misc - by EpicFailTime -

Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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204 comments

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On 02/20/2011 at 7:23am - intimacy - by Justme (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

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236 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16461) - you deserved it (41537) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, while walking on the sidewalk with my boyfriend, I slipped and fell. Not only did he not help me get up or ask if I was okay, he got mad at me for embarrassing him in public. FML

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112 comments

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On 01/04/2011 at 10:47am - health - by clumsy -

Today, two guys broke into my apartment to rob me at gunpoint. While I was wanking. FML

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231 comments

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On 12/01/2010 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was wearing a skirt, and running towards a closing elevator, making it just in time. As soon as I ran in, my pad fell out of my underwear and onto the floor. There were 6 other people in the elevator. I picked it up before I realized I had nowhere to put it, so I held it. For 18 floors. FML

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300 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 4:15am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (California)



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