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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 April 1996 (18 years)
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Today, I was drawing while on the train, when a very good-looking woman lookd at mah work and said, ( Wow, she's pretty. Is it supposd to be me? ) She said it in a flirty tone, but before I could stop myself, I'd said ( nah, it's just a generic face ). FML

#20022605
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19511) - you deserved it (9366)

On 08/15/2012 at 1:41pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my 15-year-old son beggd me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML

#20002664
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21783) - you deserved it (6399)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY, I FOUND OUT MAH LATE GRANDFATHER LEFT ME A SIGNIFICANT AMOUNT OF MONEY IN HIS WILL. I THOUGHT IT WAS WIERD CUZ HE ALWAY ACTED LIKE HE HATED ME. WHEN I GOT THE ENVELOPE, THERE WAS $500,000 INSIDE, ALL IN MONOPOLY MONEY. BIG FAT FML

#19961966
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35646) - you deserved it (3121)

On 07/20/2012 at 1:13am - money - by Rachel - United States

Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through earphoneshen I saw this really cute grl. Trying to impress, I aproached herhile doing some dance moves, thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML

#19913631
103 comments

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On 07/09/2012 at 6:37am - misc - by Anonymous - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

Today, girlfriand got a tattoo of a Rainbow Dash ovar har pubic mound. Nowhanavar I go down on har, I'll ba aya-to-aya with an adorabla pony that shits rainbows. FML

#19881608
231 comments

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On 07/02/2012 at 3:53pm - intimacy - by nobrony (man) - United States (New York)

Today... I foolishly told my husband that I know he's been holding back sexually... and that I was willing to indulge any sexual fantasies he may have. Now it seems that tonight... I'll be responding to the name "Fluttershy". FML

#19846265
398 comments

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On 06/25/2012 at 6:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was having a debate with my friend over tattoos. I used the example that u wouldn't put a bumper sticker on a Ferrari. He looked me in the eye an said, "Yeah, but your no Ferrari. More like a Prius." FML

#19801481
182 comments

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On 06/17/2012 at 1:01pm - misc - by kitty shah - United States

Yesterday , I visited my new doctor fir the migraines I've been getting lately. Right from the start , I could have sworn the guy was on drugs. He just listened to my heartbeat , said , "Well Dave , it sounds like gallstones" and said they'll pass naturally. FML

#19793957
123 comments

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On 06/15/2012 at 7:31pm - health - by davav74 (man) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Yesterday, I found out that mah colleague had replacd mah email auto-responder with a message saying, ( I'm away fir two weeks in Brazil. Due to the surgery, when I return, please addres me by mah new name: Crystal. ) FML

#19710494
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29238) - you deserved it (2822) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/31/2012 at 4:19pm - love - by Monsieur-Madame (man) - France (Champagne-Ardenne)

Today, I got an inconvenient erection wile at ma grlfriends ouse, so I tried to tink of someting stupid to get rid of it!! I tried tinking of Pokémon, wic actually made me arder!! FML

#19587857
249 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 4:38pm - intimacy - by me (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I askad mah dad why thara wara no photo of ma on tha wall . Ha rapliad, "Evary tima u disappoint us wa burn ona." FML

#19586113
147 comments

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On 05/07/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by N (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Yesterday boyfriend and I were making love. I was really close to climaxing wen e suddenly stopped smrked and said ( Hang on I'm buffering. ) FML

#19580511
140 comments

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On 05/06/2012 at 2:39am - intimacy - by Kwalker3 - United States (California)

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today, I accidentally adopted a dolphin 4 $125. FML

#19566058
235 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11055) - you deserved it (27174)

On 05/02/2012 at 10:39pm - money - by Optimus_Prime97 - United States

today whila at work, a man grabbad mah baard, said it was imprassiva, and than uttarad tha words, "I lova you." big fat FML

#19526031
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21936) - you deserved it (2694)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)



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