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pink_raindrops

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3231
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pink_raindrops : I don't think a bunch of strangers on here really care enough to read about me, which is for the best because that'd be creepy.

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pink_raindrops's favorite FMLs

Today, my nose was itchy. As I reached towards it to itch it, I sneezed ridiculously hard. I punched myself in the eye and now it's all purple and puffy. FML

#4623862
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44127) - you deserved it (9560)

On 08/18/2009 at 7:47am - health - by Ahhwtf (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I was held back in preschool because of some developmental issues. My parents didn't think it was important enough to mention it to me. Why hadn't I figured it out? They also lied to me about how old I was. FML

#4247689
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73341) - you deserved it (4382)

On 08/03/2009 at 2:31am - misc - by dumb (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, while checking through the graphic novel section of my library, I noticed a gay manga porn comic. While I was wondering who in the world would ever RENT such an item, I realised I had been staring at it for a full five minutes and people were watching me. FML

#1958510
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18025) - you deserved it (59691)

On 05/15/2009 at 7:07am - intimacy - by dwek (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

#960425
722 comments

I agree, your life sucks (765347) - you deserved it (62790)

On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I walked by my roommate and his girlfriend while they were hugging. I asked "what's up lovebirds?". Turns out they were in the middle of a breakup. FML

#51436
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41139) - you deserved it (9915)

On 02/16/2009 at 2:36am - misc - by dammit_ (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

#3882
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8938) - you deserved it (44493)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I went to a "party" with the boy whom I am interested in. It was the first time I met his friends. Turns out he and all his friends are hardcore Christians who don't drink and are celibate. FML

#2383
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24357) - you deserved it (11057)

On 01/23/2009 at 8:03pm - love - by Durrrrrr - Canada (Ontario)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

#18
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86999) - you deserved it (16964)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:28am - love - by Anonymous -



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