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pink_raindrops

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 April 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 3239
  • Number of comments : 294
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About pink_raindrops : I don't think a bunch of strangers on here really care enough to read about me, which is for the best because that'd be creepy.

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pink_raindrops's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML

#14512160
475 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74520) - you deserved it (4018)

On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my toddler stood up in a shopping cart and fell, giving himself a black eye. Later, while at a restaurant, he tried to stand up in his high-chair. I quickly blurted out, "Sit down! Do you want another one of those?" while pointing at his eye. The waiter wouldn’t stop glaring at me. FML

#14209243
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44450) - you deserved it (10287)

On 12/15/2010 at 12:42am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, my parents asked me if I had a nice time with my girlfriend at the amusement park I took her to yesterday. She was pretty freaked out by some of the rides so without thinking I said, "Yeah, but she sure is a screamer." My parents then exchange a look and say, "Oh trust us, we know." FML

#13836763
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14674) - you deserved it (30503)

On 11/14/2010 at 2:36am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my dad asked me for a word that rhymes with vagina. He was filling out an anniversary card for my mom. FML

#13614950
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32178) - you deserved it (2853)

On 10/27/2010 at 1:59pm - intimacy - by nothingdoes (woman) - United States

Today, at Burger King, I had to go to the bathroom. Two ketchup packets were under the seat and exploded on my legs and pants when I sat down. FML

#13558964
230 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33188) - you deserved it (5916)

On 10/23/2010 at 4:03am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, whilst at my awards night, I got a boner, right as it was my turn to accept my award. To avoid a awkward situation, I flipped it up and under my belt. This failed to make the situation any less awkward, because the head of my penis poked out through my shirt, in plain view of the audience. FML

Today, I was at work and was confronted by a customer wanting to get a "Nemo" fish. I explained that 'Nemo' needs to live in saltwater, not freshwater, like their tank was. The customer then turns around and grabs a perforated tank divider and says, "Can't I just split them up with this?" FML

#12924795
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24904) - you deserved it (3145)

On 09/05/2010 at 11:01pm - work - by christiner - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was walking down the street and spotted a man who was about 6 and a half feet tall passing by me. As he passed me, I turned and asked him "How's the weather up there?" He then turned around, spat on me, and replied "Raining." FML

#12099804
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15049) - you deserved it (123579)

On 07/25/2010 at 5:06am - misc - by spriggs (man) - United States (California)

Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML

#12082057
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19112) - you deserved it (27880)

On 07/24/2010 at 6:50am - health - by breathexali (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, while driving through town, I was distracted by a pretty girl walking on the nearby pavement and accidentally rear-ended the car in front of me. Not only did the pretty girl witness the crash and give a statement, it turned out she was a very feminine man. FML

#11999440
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14100) - you deserved it (47460)

On 07/20/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I woke up and found a small leg of what used to belong to a spider on the corner of my mouth. FML

#8434692
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33783) - you deserved it (2389)

On 02/19/2010 at 2:38am - animals - by somuchforthat (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend called my cell. I picked up and said "Hi, this is Lisa and I want you to fuck me raw". It was my dad. He was at my boyfriend's parent's house and forgot his phone. FML

#7097610
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9933) - you deserved it (33752)

On 01/02/2010 at 2:02am - intimacy - by Lisa (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I realized I've lived alone too long. I read 'How the Grinch Stole Christmas' to my cat. I used expression in my voice, and I made sure he could see the pictures. My son called, and I told him about it. He gave me the number for the local psychiatric ward. FML

#6625843
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (9466)

On 12/05/2009 at 11:30pm - animals - by JC (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I decided to lay out topless in my fenced-in backyard. For about an hour, everything was going great until I sneezed and my creepy, middle-aged neighbor said "bless you". From my bushes. FML

#4998689
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52233) - you deserved it (17185)

On 09/02/2009 at 1:38pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML

#4976961
437 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21350) - you deserved it (389025)

On 09/01/2009 at 2:05pm - work - by Hairball (man) - United States (South Carolina)



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