About pink_raindrops : I don't think a bunch of strangers on here really care enough to read about me, which is for the best because that'd be creepy.
pink_raindrops's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
pink_raindrops's favorite FMLs
Today, I met my boyfriend's sophisticated grandparents. I politely introduced myself. The first words to come out of his granny's mouth were, "If something happens to him, you won't get a f*cking cent of the insurance money, you hear?" FML
by Jessica / 07/07/2011 at 8:58pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Money
by Elena / 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm / United States / Money
Today, a business man in his forties tackled me to the ground in an attempt to take my seat on a crowded train. When that didn't work, he called me a fat bitch and gave me the finger. The seat was given up for me because I'm seven months pregnant. FML
by Anonymous / 07/07/2011 at 6:52pm / United Kingdom / Transportation
by Snurkles / 07/07/2011 at 8:19am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by photo grunt / 07/07/2011 at 2:23am / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML
by danielle887 / 07/07/2011 at 1:53am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 06/30/2011 at 1:44pm / United States (Kansas) / Work
by Anonymous / 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Unsanitary / 06/26/2011 at 6:32am / United Kingdom (Hertford) / Kids
Today, my girlfriend bought several packs of bottled water, even though we have pure mountain water on tap. She did this because the pile-up of unwashed dishes in the sink makes it virtually impossible to slide a glass under the tap. FML
by Anonyme / 06/17/2011 at 9:25pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
by Emily J. / 06/17/2011 at 8:31pm / United States (Colorado) / Love
Today, my son's homework was to write a story about what he wants to be when he grows up. He wrote that he plans on being unemployed and living at home until we throw him out, then he'll live under a bridge. He's only 12, but already planning for a future as an unemployed bum. FML
by Seriously / 06/15/2011 at 12:46pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
by missbutthole / 06/04/2011 at 9:07am / United States (New York) / Health
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
- Today, it's the five year anniversary of the day I broke up with my girlfriend to see other people.… Today, my mom visited. While she was using the bathroom, my man-child of a husband thought it would… Today, I realised it takes me longer to take a dump than it does to have sex with my boyfriend. I…
- Today, I threw up when I got home because I'd been drinking with friends. My parents asked what was… Today, my phone provider informed me that I had 12 messages waiting for me on my voicemail. Happy… Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.…