About pink_raindrops : I don't think a bunch of strangers on here really care enough to read about me, which is for the best because that'd be creepy.
pink_raindrops's FML badges
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
pink_raindrops's favorite FMLs
Today, I told my dad and brother that I want to take Zumba classes. My brother said, "Did you hear that? Pumbaa wants to Zumba!" Then he starting dancing and making pig noises. My dad high-fived him. When my mom heard, she high-fived him too. FML
by hakuna matata / 10/31/2012 at 6:06am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by mcase / 07/31/2012 at 1:36am / United States (California) / Kids
by Carrie G. / 07/26/2012 at 8:46pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, as part of my medical anatomy course, I had to give a presentation about an STD and the effects it has on women. The class was comprised almost entirely of girls. I become extremely anxious and accidentally stated "Vaginas are smelly" as my opening statement. FML
by Anonymous / 05/17/2012 at 4:14pm / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by ohcrap / 08/02/2011 at 12:58am / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML
by Eden / 07/14/2011 at 4:21pm / United States (New Jersey) / Health
by sbutler / 07/14/2011 at 4:14pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Username / 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they finally arrived, they burst through their bedroom door, tearing each other's clothes off. I had to keep my breath in time with my mom's panting and moaning as my dad brutally dominated her. FML
by gir / 07/14/2011 at 3:35pm / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by TheGoodTwin / 07/14/2011 at 11:53am / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, after spending 6 months and $15,000 on lawyer fees at my 13 year old son's request, his abusive, alcoholic father no longer has any legal right to see him. How did my son repay me? He ran away to live with his father the very first time I told him he couldn't have friends sleep over. FML
by tomcat69 / 07/10/2011 at 8:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by Anonymous / 07/10/2011 at 3:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by Mary / 07/10/2011 at 8:49am / United States / Love
by Beanzbeanz / 07/09/2011 at 11:19am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by anonbob / 07/07/2011 at 9:28pm / New Zealand (Wellington) / Love
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…