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piinkbunnii
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 July 1988 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 2241
  • Number of comments : 265
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About piinkbunnii : Female, 21, Married.
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Today, my dog farted next to my CPAP sleep/breathing machine. The machine sucked up her fart, compressed it, and promptly injected it up both of my nostrils. FML

#8202300 (228)

I agree, your life sucks (26950) - you deserved it (2204)

On 02/13/2010 at 11:08am - animals - by Dog fart - United States

Today, I was riding the bus. Suddenly, it appeared to start to snow inside the bus, and I assumed a window was open. When I looked up however, I discovered the girl in front of me putting her hair up in a ponytail. The so-called "snow" was coming off of her head. FML

#8176848 (190)

I agree, your life sucks (18872) - you deserved it (1090)

On 02/12/2010 at 7:04pm - misc - by ummmmEW - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML

#8124338 (232)

I agree, your life sucks (32790) - you deserved it (1985)

On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend decided to name his penis "Jesus". For the last two hours he's been continuously asking if I "want to be touched by Jesus" or will I "let Jesus in to spread his warmth." FML

#8119072 (323)

I agree, your life sucks (12080) - you deserved it (3159)

On 02/11/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by syl - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my maid washed my PS3. Yes, with soap and water. FML

#7972582 (433)

I agree, your life sucks (27492) - you deserved it (12211)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:42pm - money - by Vastu (man) - Nepal

Today, my boyfriend of 3 years saw baby wipes in my bathroom and assumed I had a kid. He broke up with me. I use baby wipes to take off my makeup. FML

#7972550 (150)

I agree, your life sucks (23432) - you deserved it (2137)

On 02/07/2010 at 12:41pm - love - by notababymama (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML

#7773873 (440)

I agree, your life sucks (72172) - you deserved it (7429)

On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)

Today, I thought I'd surprise my girlfriend with a bear hug. I found her in the hall with her back to me talking to friends. As I walked up behind her and was about to wrap my arms around her, she said, "so does anyone have any ideas about how I should break it off with my boyfriend?" FML

#6387420 (57)

I agree, your life sucks (29794) - you deserved it (1576)

On 11/21/2009 at 12:59am - love - by Fail (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while working at the hospital, I had a patient with a blocked bowel. It was so bad, feces were entering into her stomach. While leaning down to talk with her, she threw up. I was both vomited and defecated on at the same time. FML

#2593588 (329)

I agree, your life sucks (54269) - you deserved it (2429)

On 06/04/2009 at 8:07am - work - by Mew (man) - United States (California)