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by ughno / 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, I found out that whilst I was asleep last night, my boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out that whenever he unlocked a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes and putting it in my mouth. FML
by doesnttastegood / 02/01/2010 at 5:23am / United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset) / Miscellaneous
by chanclepants / 01/27/2010 at 8:35am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/24/2010 at 11:12am / United States (Virginia) / Health
Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML
by Alicia / 01/21/2010 at 12:02am / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
by burnedboy / 01/18/2010 at 2:39pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
by Concussed / 01/17/2010 at 1:22am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
by riptoofie / 01/16/2010 at 4:36pm / United States (Nevada) / Animals
by Anonymous / 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm / United States (New York) / Health
by Creepster / 01/13/2010 at 1:31am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
by Olihime / 01/10/2010 at 1:13pm / United Kingdom (Leicester) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/10/2010 at 10:10am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
by Anonymous / 12/28/2009 at 7:08am / United States (Washington) / Holidays
Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML
by Anonymous / 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by mclovin09 / 12/18/2009 at 2:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
- Today, while begging my wife for sex for once, she told me she didn't have time. I said it wouldn't… Today, I was feeling in the mood, so I walked into the kitchen with only my boxers on and asked my… Today, as a joke, I hid under my parents' bed, hoping to scare them when they came home. When they…