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  • Birth Date : Friday 3 July 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I had to tell my mom to stop sending pictures of Jesus to my boyfriend. FML

#19052034
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26943) - you deserved it (2660)

On 02/11/2012 at 10:01pm - love - by Anon - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex. He swore it wouldn't be 2 minutes long this time. He was right. It was 3 minutes. FML

#19045630
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28764) - you deserved it (4891)

On 02/11/2012 at 12:57am - intimacy - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my social anxiety got so bad, I nearly had a panic attack when too many people joined my World of Warcraft party. FML

#19033739
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22769) - you deserved it (15153)

On 02/09/2012 at 11:42am - health - by SocialAnxietyNightmare (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

#18802490
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23295) - you deserved it (8048)

On 01/14/2012 at 1:52am - intimacy - by haggisbowl - United States

Today, I accidentally moaned my own name during sex. FML

#18703291
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26703) - you deserved it (20727)

On 01/04/2012 at 1:43am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23175) - you deserved it (12293)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML

#18657042
312 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41777) - you deserved it (8935)

On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, my boyfriend was disgusted because I dropped a Skittle on the floor and ate it. He thought peeing on me in the shower was just fine. FML

#18424898
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32206) - you deserved it (5382)

On 12/04/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15354) - you deserved it (45292)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went to the emergency room for busting my lip open, I had to lie and tell them I slipped and fell. In reality I was singing with the soap bottle and slammed it into my lip. FML

#17968240
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16521) - you deserved it (10931)

On 10/12/2011 at 4:05pm - misc - by Nickname (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I met an old friend, with whom I have a complicated history and we hooked up. He came before we even started. In his sleep, he pushed me out of the bed. When I woke up, he had peed himself in his sleep. Glad I let that ship sail. FML

#17959088
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15015) - you deserved it (18751)

On 10/11/2011 at 10:51am - intimacy - by CC (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, my mom instructed me to never scream when being attacked by a rapist. Apparently it would only anger him, causing him to chop my boobs off and superglue my eyes shut. FML

#17853519
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32434) - you deserved it (2571)

On 09/28/2011 at 2:47am - intimacy - by Sabraynay -

Today, my boyfriend cheated on me. But he justified it by saying she was a ginger. FML

#17738914
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28096) - you deserved it (3708)

On 09/13/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, while flicking my bean, I was thinking about my boyfriend who moved to California last week. Before I came, I had to stop because I started crying. FML

#17473520
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27163) - you deserved it (8937)

On 08/14/2011 at 8:25pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59766) - you deserved it (6243)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)



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