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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 428
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About pickle_jr : Sometimes I like to did up holes in the ground, stand in the holes, and pretend like I'm a carrot .

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Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32451) - you deserved it (3429) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - love - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31196) - you deserved it (9153)

On 11/19/2010 at 8:55am - misc - by Tay Tay -

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (8917) - you deserved it (30936)

On 08/09/2010 at 4:29am - work - by Fml24609 - United States (New York)

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29163) - you deserved it (6761)

On 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by anon - Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador)

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