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pickle_jr

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 December 1995 (20 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 461
  • Number of comments : 10
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About pickle_jr : Sometimes I like to did up holes in the ground, stand in the holes, and pretend like I'm a carrot .

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pickle_jr's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend moved. He moved from my room... to my housemate's room. FML

by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Love

Today, I got dumped after about a four year relationship. Feeling lonely and depressed, I posted on facebook, "is hurt, someone please text or call me." Then one of my cousins commented, "no one text him." His comment got 17 "likes." No one got in contact with me. FML

by Tay Tay / 11/19/2010 at 8:55am / Miscellaneous

Today, I misspelled the word "failure" in front of all my co-workers. Now I'm not given any writing tasks. FML

by Fml24609 / 08/09/2010 at 4:29am / United States (New York) / Work

Today, I walked in on my cat trying to mate with my favorite sweater. FML

by anon / 07/31/2010 at 1:04pm / Canada (Newfoundland and Labrador) / Intimacy

Today, I had a very intense sexual dream that made me come and left me panting when I woke up. It was the best orgasm I'd ever had. The trouble was, it wasn't about a hot girl, or anything sexy. It was about bacon. FML

by wtfdreams / 05/17/2009 at 8:33am / United States (California) / Intimacy