About pickleOnABun : I like hunting, shooting clays, golfing, archery, shooting guns, using tannerite, playing with my dogs, and listening to country music. If I had never gone hunting for the first time, I don't know what I'd do with myself. Message me.
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by Anonymous / 12/26/2013 at 12:27pm / United States (Alabama) / Love
Today, a customer threatened to come back later and shoot the whole place up. Why? I didn't give him a discount on his beer. My boss's reaction when I called the police: "Why didn't you give him the discount?!" Last week he bitched me out for letting a girl off for being a few cents short on hers. FML
by eat my fucking ass, boss / 12/06/2013 at 6:37pm / Australia (Victoria) / Work
by Anonymous / 11/29/2013 at 7:17pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
Today, I was visiting a family member at a women's prison. The staff wanted to search me, basically claiming that my breasts looked suspiciously disproportionate, implying I was smuggling something in. FML
by Anonymous / 11/27/2013 at 12:51pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, as always, my boyfriend has the ability to pop his eyeballs out of his eye sockets. He thought it'd be funny for me to wake up face-to-face with the disgusting sight. The shit in my bowels did an early Thanksgiving Day parade straight into my underwear. FML
by Anonymous / 11/10/2013 at 6:27pm / United States (Kentucky) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/10/2013 at 2:49am / United States / Kids
by Anonymous / 09/04/2013 at 1:28pm / United States (South Dakota) / Health
Today, I attended the reading of my grandfather's last will and testament. My parents, as well as my brothers and sister, all inherited a nice sum of money. I got 69 cents, because "young Jack always was an immature little shit." FML
by JacksWag4 / 08/16/2013 at 6:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Money
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