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  • Town/Country : Warrington, US
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  • Birth Date : Thursday 8 January 1987 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 956
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

#9438
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43980) - you deserved it (13049)

On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33972) - you deserved it (8839)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

#7193
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36525) - you deserved it (1758)

On 02/04/2009 at 2:53am - animals - by RustyBulletHole - United States (Illinois)

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

#6481
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41207) - you deserved it (3018)

On 02/03/2009 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by BRELLA (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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