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    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    100%
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    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    4%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
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    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Phunk's favorite FMLs

Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML

By #201 - / Thursday 5 February 2009 13:23 / United States

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

By fml - / Thursday 5 February 2009 11:41 / United States

Today, I got up at 5am, brushed my teeth, shaved and showered to get ready for work only to step barefoot in a huge pile of dog crap in the middle of my living room floor. I don't own a dog. FML

By RustyBulletHole / Wednesday 4 February 2009 07:53 / United States

Today, I finally got the chance to sleep with a girl from home who I'd wanted for a long time. She has low blood pressure problems though, and when things got hot, she passed out while she was on top of me, fell and hit her head on the night stand. FML

By BRELLA - / Tuesday 3 February 2009 19:58 / United States