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Today, my boyfriend told me about this guy who makes balloon animals with his penis. My boyfriend has spent the last 4 hours trying to make his penis look like a pretzel. FML

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173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28135) - you deserved it (3909)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad shaved his head. This wouldn't be so bad if he didn't expect me to address him as "Captain Picard" 24/7 now. He won't answer me otherwise. FML

#17406072
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22518) - you deserved it (3531)

On 08/08/2011 at 10:12am - misc - by MissArizona (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my neighbor from across the road phoned me at work telling me there was a fire engine outside my house and a lot of smoke. I drove home in a panic, smashing a rear light on a post and getting flashed by a speed camera. It wasn't my house. The firemen were putting out a bonfire next door. FML

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80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23842) - you deserved it (5756)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:07am - misc - by wahhh (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I discovered the reason my favorite stick of deodorant hasn't smelled right for the past two weeks. My dad uses it on his butt crack and balls "to clean up the stank". FML

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288 comments

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On 08/08/2011 at 3:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my new friend and I went out to a concert. When we came back to her house, she ran upstairs and left me alone. Suddenly, a naked man came into my view and I stared at him horrified. Great way to meet her Dad. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26555) - you deserved it (2293)

On 08/08/2011 at 3:10am - misc - by noooo (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my house got robbed. They left a note: "Next time, we steal your souls." FML

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340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37257) - you deserved it (3285)

On 07/18/2011 at 12:26am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

Today, I learned that if I don't give my mom attention immediately after she calls my name, she will throw a baseball at me. FML

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116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30229) - you deserved it (9911)

On 06/04/2011 at 9:10pm - misc - by wooowmom (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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