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phizzychip73
  • Town/Country : Egypt, Long John Silver
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 14 June 1929 (82 years)
  • Number of visits : 188
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Today, I saw a grasshopper in the urinal so I decided to pee on it. It jumped out, scared the hell out of me, and I peed all over myself. FML

#6302850 (128)

I agree, your life sucks (4772) - you deserved it (49578)

On 11/14/2009 at 4:37pm - animals - by TheMichaelNixon - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I saw an article that Burger King is selling a whopper with seven patties in celebration of the Windows Seven release. Upon reading this, I immediately got an extremely forceful erection. I think this is a sign to stop putting off that diet. FML

#6001058 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (9154) - you deserved it (6101)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Brian (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

#3971516 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (43412) - you deserved it (2891)

On 07/23/2009 at 3:10am - kids - by bbbkingsey (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was in the bathroom at the mall, when a homeless man came in mumbling to himself. Out of the 7 available urinals, he posted up at the one right beside me. Apparently he didn't get the memo that urinals aren't used to shit in. He talked to me the entire time. About his love life. FML

#2740544 (175)

I agree, your life sucks (52514) - you deserved it (2597)

On 06/09/2009 at 12:13pm - misc - by blah (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my dad asked me to move a potted plant from one side of the yard to the other. It looked like a very heavy pot, so I heaved it up with all my might. Turns out it was one of those heavy-looking ones that are actually light plastic. I fell over backwards and dumped dirt into my mouth. FML

#2590991 (144)

I agree, your life sucks (34502) - you deserved it (13183)

On 06/04/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by ether10 (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had a surgery to remove a cyst from my butt. Afterwards that doctor told me that the cyst was bigger than he initially thought, it would still secrete fluids for two weeks, and the best remedy for this was to wear a maxi-pad. I'm a guy, and am currently wearing a maxi-pad on my butt. FML

#1082247 (246)

I agree, your life sucks (79603) - you deserved it (3721)

On 04/18/2009 at 10:24am - health - by Ian (man) - United States (Ohio)



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