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philtheawesome
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 185
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About philtheawesome : I'm just a normal guy with a big ego. It gets me in a lot of trouble.

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Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
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I agree, your life sucks (7545) - you deserved it (59562)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

#13274666
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I agree, your life sucks (21225) - you deserved it (4091)

On 10/01/2010 at 9:06am - health - by Embarrassed - United States

Today, due to the cold, windy weather, I decided to wear my brand-new cute (and expensive) jacket that has a faux-fur hood. As I walked down the street, numerous PETA members attacked me with red liquid. I'm a Vegan and an animal-rights activist. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54255) - you deserved it (20352)

On 04/21/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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