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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3946
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML


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Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML


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