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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 27 November 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3957
  • Number of comments : 511
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 26 posted

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Today, I drunkenly buried my girlfriend's recently deceased cat. Later she asked to see it and came back inside crying. It turns out I didn't bury it completely and its two back legs were poking out of the dirt. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8211) - you deserved it (42332)

On 01/30/2009 at 7:49pm - animals - by jf29 - United States (Ohio)

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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