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persianlovaaa691
  • Town/Country : sydney, australia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 May 1962 (50 years)
  • Number of visits : 558
  • Number of comments : 48
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Today, at work, a woman fainted, and an extremely attractive cop came in to help. I ended up running into him an hour later. Seeing as though I'm not very shy or a nervous person, I struck up a conversation with him, thinking it must be fate. I ended up fumbling my words so much he asked if I was drunk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16608) - you deserved it (4800)

On 11/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my daughter came up to me crying. When I asked her what was wrong, she told me that she had a fight with her imaginary boyfriend. She's 16. I raised this child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31135) - you deserved it (7584)

On 10/30/2010 at 1:07am - kids - by Anonymous - New Zealand (Taranaki)

Today, my boyfriend used my love handles as ACTUAL love handles. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15325) - you deserved it (13030)

On 10/13/2010 at 4:36am - intimacy - by Abused (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I started college after a night out. I'd got tipsy at the club and started dancing with a cute guy. He asked for my number. I didn't want to give it to him, so I gave him a rejection number. Guess who's the new professor for my bio class? And yes, he recognized me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9903) - you deserved it (21682)

On 10/12/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I scratched a lottery ticket I had gotten for my birthday and won $10,000. In celebration, I jumped up and raised my hands directly into a ceiling fan. Oh, and it was a fake ticket. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22640) - you deserved it (4049)

On 10/11/2010 at 5:07am - money - by Anonymous - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML

#13401139 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (21217) - you deserved it (3448)

On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)



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