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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 22 April 1990 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 229
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my parents canceled the Internet at our house because they view it as a "passing fad." FML

#17686275
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29708) - you deserved it (2094)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:59am - misc - by doughgirl101 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, after a conference with my teacher who had previously accused me of not doing my homework, she finally discovered she'd been losing it all this time. I've been getting straight Fs for a month. FML

#17680724
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31162) - you deserved it (2093)

On 09/06/2011 at 2:53pm - misc - by purpleivy (woman) - United States

Today, my mum gave me half-raw chicken for dinner. After she refused to cook it again, I threw it away saying that I didn't want to get salmonella. She told to be more grateful, and that I was an idiot for trying to use salmonella as an excuse because 'it's chicken, not salmon'. FML

#17610443
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39348) - you deserved it (3564)

On 08/29/2011 at 4:33am - health - by SoupCanoe - United Kingdom (Hampshire)

Today, I started my shift as a cop, patrolling the streets on a bicycle. Everywhere I went, gangs of youths yelled stuff out at me, like "Bike twat", "Pig on wheels", "That's a girl's bike you muppet" and "Go on wanker, do a wheelie." FML

#17607153
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29137) - you deserved it (8021)

On 08/28/2011 at 6:37pm - work - by Andrew - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40041) - you deserved it (3490)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, I was talking to my girlfriend on the phone. The subject of abuse came up and I told her that if her father ever hurt her I would cut his dick off. The next thing I hear is, "Don't say shit you can't back up!" Her father had picked up the phone the moment I'd said it. FML

#14699951
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25462) - you deserved it (11882)

On 01/24/2011 at 5:47pm - intimacy - by Fucked (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was writing an email to our entire company regarding a fundraiser we are taking part in for children and adults with disabilities. I was rushing to get the email out and hit send before I realized that instead of "Best Regards" I had typed "Best Retards" as the closing line. FML

#226271
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27912) - you deserved it (38325)

On 03/06/2009 at 1:53pm - work - by Can't Spell Worth A Damn (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I met someone with the same name as me for the first time ever. I'm 20 years old, he is 97. FML

#467
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (4194)

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