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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend humping my stuffed rabbit. I thought he was trying to be funny until I saw that he had an erection. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55082) - you deserved it (4092)

On 08/16/2009 at 9:58am - intimacy - by bunny (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my mom and my step dad decided they're getting a divorce. They've been married for 2 weeks and I paid for a quarter of the wedding. FML

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On 05/20/2009 at 7:44pm - love - by disaster... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I finally got my cast taken off my leg after a long month of crutches. I was so excited, until four dead spiders fell out. FML

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On 04/30/2009 at 12:53am - animals - by dasbooot (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML

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On 12/17/2008 at 4:40am - love - by Gen - Sent from mobile version



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