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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 June 1982 (33 years)
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Today, I bought my nephew some giant green Incredible Hulk fists for his birthday. He thanked me by Hulk-smashing me in the nuts. FML


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On 09/24/2012 at 10:33am - kids - by smashed (man) - United States

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I gave my boyfriend a blowjob. It gave him a panic attack. FML


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On 09/07/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Nublet (woman) - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML


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On 08/12/2011 at 8:05pm - intimacy - by -_- - United States

Today, I drunkenly hooked up with my friend's cousin. After trying to stick his finger up my butt, he blacked out on top of me with his penis still hard inside me. I tried yelling his name and pushing him off, with no success. I ended up having to call my friend to help me. FML

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