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Today, I shut one of my breasts in my car door. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49569) - you deserved it (9319)

On 01/18/2014 at 1:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, just for old time's sake, I decided to jump on my bed. I ended up hitting my head on the spinning fan and knocking myself unconscious. FML

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