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penguin182
  • Town/Country : Strängnäs, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 309
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About penguin182 : I like Turtles, Rock, Girls and to sleep... :P

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (204779) - you deserved it (44781)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I found some porn videos in my parents room. I put them in and began to toss off, but as the camera moved up I realized it was my mom and my step-dad. FML

#11602
62 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8717) - you deserved it (34392)

On 02/06/2009 at 1:25pm - misc - by Noname (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I drank a good amount of vodka and cut my own hair. FML

#3156
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (3600) - you deserved it (28344)

On 01/28/2009 at 5:20pm - misc - by 315 - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I danced with a girl until the bar closed. We went back to my place. She had a penis. FML

#2248
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37802) - you deserved it (6397)

On 01/22/2009 at 6:27pm - love - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)



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