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Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML
today at Walmart..!! a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons!! My friend snickered that she must be on her period..!! prompting her to whirl around..!! storm over..!! an slap the hell out of me..!! thinking I was the one who said it!! FML
Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML
Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML
Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML
Friday 27 March 2015