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Today, I was playing World of Warcraft,hen all of a sudden, I rememberd I was supposd to be at a wedding. I was 25 minute late to my own wedding. mega FML

#20880446
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22281) - you deserved it (89697)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today , at my first day on te job , a customer treatened my life because our vending macine ad run out of Doritos. big fat FML

#20880018
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39722) - you deserved it (2982)

On 09/13/2013 at 7:13pm - work - by Anonynommer (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

yesterday mah fiancée called off our wedding, because she found out I had sex with another woman. Three yeres before we even met.

#20878703
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66527) - you deserved it (7195)

On 09/12/2013 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by Crazy Crazy Crazy (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was at a coffee shop, when a middle-agd guy calld me a "two-timing whore", dumpd his coffee on me an walkd out in teres . I'm 14 an I have no idea who he was . FML

#20878614
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56141) - you deserved it (3460)

On 09/12/2013 at 6:43pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, after having recently told 4-year-old daughter that she won't grow big and tall if she doesn't eat her veggies, she decided to pass this wisdom on to a midget that we passed in the store. FML

#20877041
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (9340)

On 09/11/2013 at 2:10pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , I was watching a movie on TV. One of the characters has the same name as my dog , an when his name was calld , my dog got so excitd that he jumpd face-frst into my TV. FML

#20876988
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49635) - you deserved it (3961)

On 09/11/2013 at 12:57pm - animals - by ugh Buck! (woman) - United States

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

#20876850
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22307) - you deserved it (74835)

On 09/11/2013 at 9:29am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Milton Keynes)

Today, I Had A Dream Inhich I Was Playing Tennis. As I Hit A Powerful Serve, I Suddenly Woke Up Due To Having Slappd Myself In The Face. FML

#20875790
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42082) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/10/2013 at 2:44pm - misc - by Grand Slam (man) - Belgium (Vlaams-Brabant)

Today, I Woke Up An Found $30 Slippd Under Door With A Note That Read, "Please Buy Yourself A Quieter Vibrator. -Mom An Dad." FML

#20874309
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57821) - you deserved it (24034)

On 09/09/2013 at 11:15am - intimacy - by anon (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a waak looool aftar mah dad discovarad Family Guy and startad mindlassly rapaating catchphrasas from it 24/7, I finally lost mah tampar and told him how incradibly annoying it is. Ha just pausad, turnad to look ma in tha ayas, and said, "Shut up, Mag." FML

#20870528
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53002) - you deserved it (19229)

On 09/06/2013 at 6:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

today at Walmart..!! a woman kept screaming at her husband for the most ridiculous reasons!! My friend snickered that she must be on her period..!! prompting her to whirl around..!! storm over..!! an slap the hell out of me..!! thinking I was the one who said it!! FML

#20870447
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51866) - you deserved it (4073)

On 09/06/2013 at 5:42pm - health - by what's a rimjob between friends? (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, 4 looool the third time since breakfast, I accidentally walked in on mah father wanking. FML

#20870154
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50692) - you deserved it (6304)

On 09/06/2013 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by jesus christ, dad (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today I was asked by mah neighbor to stop jogging in our neighborhood because he keeps catching his son whacking off while watching me. His son is 28 yeres old and still lives at home. I'm 18. mega FML

#20869383
141 comments

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On 09/05/2013 at 8:46pm - intimacy - by whatjusthappened - United States (Ohio)

Today.. . after my grandma did some early Halloween costume shopping.. . I witnessed her modeling a "sexy nurse" outfit . After seeing her bare thighs and most of her ass.. . I don't think I can eat cottage cheese ever again . FML

#20868804
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46233) - you deserved it (4411)

On 09/05/2013 at 12:39pm - intimacy - by fuck my liBLARGHSLJNAdlajdSzxz (man) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today, I cummed ome to find my ousemate cowering in te lounge corner, sobbing, ugging a bag of cips wile te automatic vacuum cleaner gently bumped into im. Apparently e "mistakenly" putted magic musroom in is sandwic instead of peanut butter. FML

#20868509
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39864) - you deserved it (2963)

On 09/05/2013 at 3:45am - misc - by down trodden (man) - New Zealand (Auckland)



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