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Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
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Today, I have been awake so long I hallucinated a llama in my living room. I have a medical condition that keeps me from sleeping properly. I've run out of medication. I still see the llama. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 5:38am - health - by SeeingLlamas (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, my dad came to pick me up. It would have been nicer if he'd had his clothes on. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 12:03am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, I was stopped and searched by a cop, and he quickly found the bag of weed in my pocket. He didn't arrest or fine me, but he did confiscate my weed and told me to "get lost." Pretty sure I just got legally mugged. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 12:25pm - misc - by erockinthesuburb (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 3:04am - health - by kissrocks4 - United States (California)
Today, while lying in bed, I heard a strange grating noise coming from the hallway. After recovering from my initial assumption that it was a poltergeist come to murder me and steal my liver, I went out to investigate. It was there that I discovered my bulldog casually eating into the wall. FML
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On 04/10/2012 at 6:48am - animals - by Baustigt - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I got mugged at Disney World, the happiest place on Earth. FML
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On 04/09/2012 at 1:15am - money - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I woke up super glued to the toilet. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 10:26pm - misc - by Tanner - United States (Oregon)
Today, I went to my first meeting at the university women's group, excited to become a more involved feminist. The first item on the meeting's agenda? The upcoming bake sale. FML
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On 04/06/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by feminismlol (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I noticed a strange lady following me around in the mall. After a while I began to get creeped out, so I confronted her. Apparently she has to make sure everything she buys is better than what I buy. After a long silence she said, "What? You never noticed me before?" FML
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On 04/03/2012 at 11:40pm - misc - by Eliza - United States (Texas)
Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19665) - you deserved it (1295)
On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I got sexually excited thinking about what kind of donuts I wanted to get in the morning. FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I got more happy birthday wishes on my porn account than my Facebook. FML
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On 03/27/2012 at 12:24pm - misc - by MattBC97 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I woke up in jail charged with a DWI. I wasn't drinking last night and the only thing I remember is taking my prescription sleep medicine and lying down. FML
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On 03/25/2012 at 9:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When my stop came I walked down the aisle only to hear a girl mutter, "The virginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML
I agree, your life sucks (17295) - you deserved it (16210)
On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)
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