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penguin182
  • Town/Country : Strängnäs, Sweden
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 November 1996 (16 years)
  • Number of visits : 313
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About penguin182 : I like Turtles, Rock, Girls and to sleep... :P

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Today, a hobo shook me down for money on the street. He's my brother, who incidentally ran away from home over two years ago. FML

#19776561
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25516) - you deserved it (1677)

On 06/12/2012 at 12:59pm - money - by Sarah - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML

#19771597
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16210) - you deserved it (1480)

On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my 24-year-old brother tried to convince me that Hogwarts is real, because there is no way a person could have written that based on imagination. My parents agreed with him. FML

#19731019
203 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20245) - you deserved it (2881)

On 06/04/2012 at 3:19am - kids - by nanall - United States

Today, after years of lobbying for a travel job, I'm finally in Africa. Everything I eat or drink comes violently back out both directions. When I don't eat or drink, I pass out. Essentially I have to choose between illness and consciousness. Hello, fabulous new job. FML

#19714099
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17165) - you deserved it (783)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:41am - health - by sicksicksick (woman) - Senegal

Today, I drunkenly staggered home and crashed on the couch. When I woke up I realized it wasn't my house. FML

#19710160
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8294) - you deserved it (20515)

On 05/31/2012 at 3:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, I almost got kidnapped. Again. FML

#19707961
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25489) - you deserved it (3678)

On 05/31/2012 at 1:28am - misc - by gonavybeatarmy - United States (California)

Today, I met up with my dad after having worked abroad for the past six months. Apparently, during that time he's had a mid-life crisis or been snorting a few too many turds, because he's now some sort of hippie calling himself "Memnoch of Pleiades". FML

#19705574
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13942) - you deserved it (1444)

On 05/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by wtf (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, after a surprise candlelit dinner and a two bottles of wine for my birthday, my boyfriend and I decided to take a sexy shower together. It ended with us both drunk, naked, and crying, wedged into a small tub together, talking about our dead pets. FML

#19702897
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23343) - you deserved it (6331)

On 05/30/2012 at 1:46am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my wife allowed my mother-in-law to move in with us. She believes the government spies on her in the shower, and that the Prime Minister is a shape-shifting lizard who wants to microchip us all. I have to live with this psychotic wench until someone is desperate enough to employ her. FML

#19662623
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15390) - you deserved it (1550)

On 05/22/2012 at 2:42pm - misc - by fuq (man) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, I was jumped and savagely beaten to the ground by a group of six-year-olds wearing Disney princess masks. FML

#19641324
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15475) - you deserved it (4083)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:13am - kids - by 23yearoldtoddler - United States

Today, I tried to swallow a spoonful of cinnamon. I ended up vomiting chunks of burgers, all while bleeding from the nose and suffering throbbing testicles. I then had to clean it all up. FML

#19640630
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5254) - you deserved it (36090)

On 05/18/2012 at 3:41am - health - by TLJ321 -

Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML

#19631928
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36971) - you deserved it (3014)

On 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm - intimacy - by smart move there (woman) - Ireland (Kildare)

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

#19626087
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18802) - you deserved it (1596)

On 05/15/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by uni life (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my boss at my new job asked whether I was fitting in OK. The company is Swedish, so as a joke, I said that at home I now serve all my food as a smorgasbord, chew on fermented herring and Daim chocolate bars, and buy all my furniture at Ikea. She didn't see the funny side. FML

#19625966
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4158) - you deserved it (24573)

On 05/15/2012 at 2:48am - work - by Isa (woman) - United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6042) - you deserved it (19949)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)



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