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by Anonymous / 01/04/2014 at 1:06am / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my son was playing The Sims, when I saw him remove the door to a room and set it on fire with a Sim trapped inside. I chuckled at first, until I saw that the Sim was me. Meanwhile, my wife's Sim was happily painting in the next room, not giving a crap. All too accurate, sadly. FML
by Anonymous / 01/03/2014 at 4:50pm / United Kingdom / Kids
by FMLPLZ / 01/02/2014 at 9:52pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by Lonesome / 01/01/2014 at 1:41am / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
Today, I tried to prove to my girlfriend how much I've matured and that our relationship comes before anything else in my life. So I went to delete my character in World of Warcraft. I tried to confirm it, but I couldn't, breaking down in tears instead. FML
by Anonymous / 12/30/2013 at 12:20pm / United States / Love
by FreeChocolate / 12/09/2013 at 8:51pm / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by goingtothegym / 12/08/2013 at 8:16pm / United States (California) / Health
Today, my elderly neighbor along with our community church's priest came to my house and demanded to "give them the girl". The girl is my 3-year-old daughter, who has natural born red irises and is photo-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML
by OakStake / 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm / United States (New York) / Kids
by fuckadaisical / 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Intimacy
by unlucky neighbors / 12/06/2013 at 4:36am / China (Shanghai) / Miscellaneous
Today, I received a poorly-written letter from my asshole neighbor in which he threatened to "sew" me because my dog shat on his lawn again. I went over, asked if he needed some wool for his sewing, and told him to stop being an idiot. Now he's apparently hiring a lawyer for real. FML
by possibly a sweater / 12/05/2013 at 5:26pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Chatons / 12/05/2013 at 1:52am / Switzerland / Animals
by nemesis5196523 / 12/03/2013 at 2:45pm / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by eastsiderounder / 12/02/2013 at 12:11pm / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
by quit fucking up my life / 11/22/2013 at 8:08pm / United States (Alaska) / Love
- 1Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had… 2Today, I've stopped smoking, lost 30 pounds, taken several painful tests, and checked my ovulation… 3Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went…