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Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)
Today, I sneezed my jaw out of socket. Yes, this is possible. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 11:03am - misc - by hotpatata - United States
Today, as I was getting ready to go to the midnight premiere of the new Spiderman movie, I was actually bitten by a spider. He gets super powers and a hot girl, I swell up like a balloon and get to spend the night in the hospital. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 4:03am - misc - by spiderfail - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, my mom called to chew me out for having my sister arrested. My sister broke into my apartment, rearranged my living room, and claimed she now lived with me. She then threatened me with a butcher's knife for not appreciating what she had done. My mom wants me to pay the bail. FML
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On 07/03/2012 at 1:36am - misc - by needmorelocks - United States (California)
Today, I caught my elderly neighbour skinny-dipping in my pool. FML
I agree, your life sucks (16874) - you deserved it (1287)
On 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by babyeaternomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out that the phone number I switched to, used to host an amateur phone sex hotline. I found this out after getting several calls by teenagers, who sounded as if they were masturbating even as I yelled that they had the wrong number. FML
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On 06/26/2012 at 5:10pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a homeless man tried to sell me a "magic, one-finger glove". It was a used condom. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23270) - you deserved it (2002)
On 06/24/2012 at 10:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
I agree, your life sucks (23067) - you deserved it (2056)
On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States
Today, I found out how my parents met. They met at a mental hospital, where they were both being hospitalized. FML
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On 06/15/2012 at 11:36am - love - by fail (woman) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I had to take my husband to the hospital. He and his friends got the bright idea of recording a re-enactment of a scene from Fight Club for a YouTube video. It ended as soon as my husband caught a fist to the gut and started violently puking all over our basement floor. FML
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On 06/13/2012 at 4:38pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Netherlands
Today, I woke up to the sight of my boyfriend playing a game on my iPhone with his penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks (22621) - you deserved it (3286)
On 06/13/2012 at 12:07pm - intimacy - by Rosie (woman) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)
Wednesday 15 May 2013
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