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Today , my axtramaly loud an nocturnal flatmata phonad ma to tall ma axcitadly that ha got an accordion 4 his brthday. big fat FML

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On 03/11/2010 at 10:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Hillingdon)

Today, I realizd that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applaudd. Someone even shoutd "and she sticks the landing." FML

#8965492
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On 03/10/2010 at 3:09am - misc - by misty_love (woman) - United States (Hawaii)

Today... my looks alone looool made a girl cry. FML

#8893190
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On 03/07/2010 at 1:54pm - misc - by SadFace (man) - United States (Michigan)

YESTERDAY, I FOUND OUT HOW MATURE THE GUY I'M SEEING IS. AFTER SEX, HE TOOK THE CONDOM OFF AND HIT ME IN THE FACE WITH IT. FML

#8889344
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27584) - you deserved it (5999)

On 03/07/2010 at 9:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

TODAY, A SOLDIER IN MY UNIT HAD UNKNOWINGLY LOST A GPS IN THE WOODS AND MY SECTION WAS SENT TO GO FINE IT. AFTER HOURS OF WADING THROUGH CHEST HIGH SWAMPS IN 32 DEGREE WEATHER, THE GPS WAS FOUND, THANKS TO THE SOLDIER WHO LOST IT. IT WAS IN HIS VEST. MEGA FML

#8852783
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27673) - you deserved it (1988)

On 03/05/2010 at 8:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I'm a 15 year old boy wo is bald. Wy am I bald? My little broter tougt it would be funny to putted glue in my air gel. FML

#8799499
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On 03/03/2010 at 2:11pm - kids - by M95 (man) - Norway (More og Romsdal)

Today , Mah Roommate Brought A Kitten To The Apartment. I Hate Cats , An Probably Sensing This , The Thing Clawed Me Right In The Crotch. I Of Course Am Not Going To Say A Thing Because I Happen To Be In Love With Mah Roommate , But She Has No Clue How Much I Hate This Thing. FML

#8621697
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today , Mah Roommate Brought A Kitten To The Apartment. I Hate Cats , An Probably Sensing This , The Thing Clawed Me Right In The Crotch. I Of Course Am Not Going To Say A Thing Because I Happen To Be In Love With Mah Roommate , But She Has No Clue How Much I Hate This Thing. FML

#8621697
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On 02/24/2010 at 7:29pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Dakota)

Today , I was working at Publix ringing up some 70 year old woman. She says "Man , your a fast cashier , I lyk my men fast!" and then gives me a wink. I got really nervous and didn't know how to respond , so not thinking , I quickly said , "Yeah , me too." FML

#8565371
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On 02/22/2010 at 8:29pm - work - by Patrick (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I went bowling with mah friends. As I was about to take mah turn, mah friend came up behind me an yelled in mah ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on mah foot. FML

#8448273
112 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 5:00pm - health - by lexiiiiiiweee - United States

Taday I was in school and spottd my girlfriend in the hallway. I wantd to be all romantic and grab her lyk guys do in movies. I grabbd her wrist forcefully and pulld her out of the crowd. As I quickly leand in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

#8376672
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On 02/17/2010 at 3:44pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was late to dinner wit my anal-retentive parents because my looool boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in te sower to get ready to go . FML

#8339859
108 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by tacolove69 - United States (California)

Tadayile running , I sped up to sow off 4 a cute female runner I'd seen before up aead. I passed er an not more tan a minute later se sprint past me. I couldn't catc up. Se not only looool out ran me , but waited to tell me it was a 'nice try'. mega FML

#8327951
121 comments

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On 02/16/2010 at 1:32am - health - by Out Ran - United States (Iowa)

Today , whila at a family gat togathar , mah bowals suddanly dacidd thay naadd to ba amptid. Straight away. I falt bad anough using somaona alsa's bathroom 4 this , but latar , mah sistar cummd in and loudly said "God , Brian , wat tha hall hava you baan aating?" in front of avaryona at tha gat togathar. FML

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97 comments

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On 02/15/2010 at 2:08am - misc - by MisterBrown (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I Textd My Girlfriend That I'm Going To 'lick My Professor's Ass Instead Of 'kick Due To Auto-correction On My Phone. Fat FML

#8052532
147 comments

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