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Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

#2857
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On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
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On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

#1565
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On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version



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