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Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, at the mall my brother and I went to look at a vendor's items when my mom said not to touch anything. Thinking my brother was standing next to me, I saw him touching stuff so I smacked him in the arm and told him to stop. I turn to see that the old lady to my side was giving me a mean look. FML

#2857
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On 01/27/2009 at 2:36pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
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On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my brother's girlfriend dumped him. I overheard my mom tell him "It could be worse. Your brother can't even get a girlfriend". FML

#1919
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On 01/20/2009 at 3:41pm - love - by Taylor - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, the phone rang. I run to get the call, I trip, fall on a metal chair. Tears in my eyes and out of breath I pick up... "Hi, do you have a minute to answer a few questions? It's for a survey." FML

#1820
25 comments

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On 01/20/2009 at 2:59am - misc - by Kika - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told my 10 year old brother I was turning 23. He said, "You need to get a boyfriend." FML

#1565
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On 01/18/2009 at 9:30am - kids - by NVP - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was told that my mom and her new husband have named my new born brother "Titan". FML

#1172
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On 01/14/2009 at 10:49pm - misc - by isthisajoke - United States (California)

Today, when I came home, my daughter's baby-sitter was busy smelling my thongs. FML

#687
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On 01/02/2009 at 10:26pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
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On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, while I was out, I was having a drink with a pretty girl. She started looking at my crotch and said, smiling, "There's something burning down there." I smiled, but she insisted. Ashes had set my trousers on fire. FML

#345
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On 11/19/2008 at 11:37pm - misc - by lageste - Sent from mobile version

Today, I took advantage of the fact that my wife was sleeping to watch a porn film on my computer. I put headphones on so that she wouldn't hear. It wasn't until she came out of her bedroom that I realised I hadn't plugged them in properly. FML

#296
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On 11/13/2008 at 5:31am - intimacy - by Skylan - Sent from mobile version



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